Dear

To my furture girlfriend to be, i'm sorry i havent found you yet, hopefully i wont have to wait very long until I find you. but tis hard for a dude to catch your eye, with all the pricks out there catching you before i even get a chance to. Even when i get a look in, i never take it. tis due to the none existance forward-ness-est on your part, just make it easyer for me please maybe then i will be able to find you.

Ross

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